Examen de heces

So, I know everyone wants to read about my poop sample experience, but I'll save the details.

It turned out negative, which means that I don't have bugs in my stomach. It most likely was just an infection.

However, it makes me kind of upset that my friend, Ashley, who had the same thing I did, got drugs even though her sample turned out negative, too.

I want drugs. They help make things better.

Oh, well. Maybe next time. Or not. Another bout of illness is definitely not on my agenda.